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Monday, November 07, 2005
Hello. This is Jeremy's personal assistant who will be recording his daily happenings for him tonight. Ahem. Wake up. Attend meeting. Attend class. Attend convo. Attend class. Attend work. Attend extra credit. Attend girlfriend. Attend bed.
Since that was terribly unexciting, let's just say that instead, Jeremy tripped over a broken up piece of sidewalk in order to catch a baby that was falling from the cradle rockabying in the tree tops. After this herioc feat, he flexed. Enough said. Finally, he went to work where he rescued many a distressed damsal (or simply an old woman who didn't know her colors) from her computer woes. Upon returning to campus, a valiant steed awaited for him to come riding upon in his shining armor, in order to take his girlfriend to the place of the vines and laugh at all of her pitifully hilarious jokes.
The end.
posted by Jeremy Dillinger @ 11:30 PM 

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